Saringan Suara

"Jangan terlalu dipikirin pendapat orang lain. Capek sendiri, ujung-ujungnya".
Bukannya kita lagi ngomongin teknis kerjaan? Kok jadi ini topiknya?


Hanya memberi tak harap kembali
Udah sampai di sini, Masa' ga balas budi? 

Menurut dia, yang paling penting bahagia.
Suara-suara sumbang menurut frekuensi kuping kita pasti ada.

Kalau diturutin semua, lama-lama jadi gila.
Pengen semua bahagia? Bisa malah berantakan semua.

Dengerin dulu, jangan langsung diterima.
Yang bisa kita percaya ya teman & keluarga.

Kalau nggak percaya teman & keluarga?
Bahkan diri sendiri juga nggak bisa dipercaya?

Itu mungkin yang namanya celaka.
Udah nggak ingat lagi apa yang gue punya.

Untuk sekarang, saringan suara bekerja
Ntar kena hujan angin, lihat aja bolong apa ga.

Rugla - Amiina

"Rugla" is a song from Icelandic music group Amiina.
My first experience was on 2007.
Until now, the feeling remains.
Indescribable sensation.

Happiness?
Comfort?
Hurt?
Longing?
Melancholy?

I also found a video track in youtube.
Not sure if its official,
But the serene beautiful shot matches the song.

www.malesbanget.com

Salah satu sumbangan bahan ketawa.
malesbanget.com (MBDC) menyajikan artikel & video
nggak penting, tapi jadi penting
sebagai pengobat stress yang tinggi di zaman sekarang.

Contoh artikelnya :

• panduan bikin film horor (ala indonesia)
• Cara menjadi wartawan infotainment
• 4 kebiasaan buruk pengguna jalan di Jakarta

Salah satu artikel yang sukses bikin ngakak:

• Nama Produk Provokatif :

Silit adalah merk alat-alat masak.
Tapi menurut Kamus MBDC, Silit adalah:
Rectum, Anus, Bol dalam bahasa Jawa.

Secara penggunaan,
produk ini gak kalah kontroversialnya loh.
Bayangin kalo kamu lagi ngomong sama mamanya pacar kamu:

Mama Pacar: Kamu masak pake apa?
Kamu: Pake Silit Tante

Dan sejak saat itu kamu gak boleh ketemu sama anaknya lagi.
Tapi gimanapun juga produk ini
kayaknya bisa jalan baik-baik aja tuh.
Sampe punya toko gede di Radio Dalam.

Satu lagi, bagi kamu yang perokok,
pasti kenal dengan merk korek api ini: Tokai.
Tapi menurut Kamus MBDC, Tokai adalah:
sinonim dari yang kuning2 ngambang di toilet 
pas elo lagi boker

A: “Eh korek tokainya dong….”
B: *eewwwww*

dan berbagai artikel lainnya
yang ujung-ujungnya emang "males banget..." :D

Nano Pluit (pijat & refleksi)

Untuk refleksi & pijat ala cina dengan harga terjangkau,
bisa coba Nano di Pluit.

Tsinghua Nano Indonesia
Jalan Pluit Selatan Raya no. 24-30
Jakarta Utara 14450
Phone (62-21 6600888)
Fax (62-21 6610800)
nanoindonesia@centrin.net.id

Posisinya di belakang Pluit Junction.
Setelah pintu masuk ada meja resepsionis
untuk terapi lain seperti full body massage dll.
untuk booking refleksi ada di pintu kaca hitam
sebelah kiri resepsionis.
Masuk ke dalam, dan book sesi refleksi.

Sabtu, Minggu dan hari libur biasanya ramai banget,
akan dapat nomor antrian,
bisa duduk di kursi luar (kalau ada kursi tunggu kosong),
atau lihat barang di swalayan sebelah kanan resepsionis.

Ya, selain pijat, ada minimarket yang menjual banyak barang impor,
dari permen, sabun, sampai obat.

Ruang refleksinya gede banget,
Pencahayaan remang dengan banyak kursi pijat sofa berjejer,
dilengkapi monitor TV portable.
Kalo gue prefer nggak nonton.
Full enjoy pijatnya aja.

Kaki akan direndam air hangat, terus direfleksi sekitar kaki.
Kalau mau di punggung dan kepala juga, kasih tau aja ke terapisnya.
Setelah dipijat, akan disajikan secangkir teh jahe.
Jangan lupa kasih tip. terutama kalo pijatnya enak.

Kalau nemu terapis yang mijetnya enak,
tanyain aja nomornya.
setiap terapis diberi nomor permanen.
Jadi lain kali datang tinggal sebut.

untuk refleksi 90 menit harga happy hour:
senin-kamis pukul 10:00-13:00 Rp.30.000
Jumat pukul 9:00-12:00 Rp.30.000
Sabtu-Minggu-Hari Libur pukul 9:00-12:00 Rp.35.000

Harga non happy hour Rp.45.000-75.000

Bentuk luar bangunan Nano

Meja resepsionis,
untuk book refleksi ke arah kiri.

Minimarket








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Opsi Makan Saat Diare

Hari kedua diare,
Minum YOU-C 1000 orange water.
Kirain buat ganti cairan tubuh sekalian supply vit-C.
Blegug...
Vit-C kan bikin diare makin parah.

Hari ketiga diare,
Minum Pocari Sweat.
Nah, yang ini gak pake Vit-C.
Taglinenya pengganti cairan tubuh.

Kok perut jadi kembung?

Ternyata  minuman isotonik nggak baik untuk diare.
Semua yang gue cek di rak ada asam sitrat.

Back to the old ways, oralit.
Hindari makanan pedas, berlemak, asem,
Hindari buah, sayur, makanan berserat??!!

Jadi makan apa dong?

Bubur.

Wew...

On Bedrest

Go the worst diarrhea I've ever had.
severe fluid loss and feels sooo tired.
Will type some new post when i feel better :)

Demi Ucok

A fresh comedy that is rooted in urban culture.

A story about a girl who’s chasing her dream as a movie maker,

While her mom is constantly nagging her to get married.

Familiar with the nagging to get married topic?
Presented in dialogue that's familiar to our daily madness,
With surprises that will tickle our laughter.

Pre-production starts now,

Shooting will be on mid-July 2011...

At Bandung :D

(IIS) Perwoll Detergent

Masih dalam topik IIS (Indonesia Inferior Syndrome),

Alias viva produk impor.

Untuk mencuci batik,

Biasanya pakai cairan lerak siap pakai.

Cuci seperti biasa, bilas,

Diangin-anginkan di tempat teduh.

Tapi belakangan bau batiknya malah jadi apek?

Nyuci pakai leraknya salah prosedur?

Mata langsung melirik,

Pas di supermarket Hero lihat Deterjen Perwoll,

Khusus untuk batik, sutra, dan bahan halus lainnya.

Apalagi pas tahu buatan Jerman.

Agak gampang luluh kalau lihat produk Jerman.

Let’s just say the quality is reliable.

Busanya nggak terlalu banyak.

Formulanya memang lembut.

Wanginya enak :)

Ada juga Deterjen Perwoll untuk pakaian hitam.

Biar warna hitam nggak cepat pudar.

Sepertinya cocok juga untuk jeans.

(Sambil melirik jeans hitam yang sekarang abu-abu kusam,

Korban keganasan mbak di kos)

Dunia Mereka

Photo session bersama 11 lulusan anak TK.

Panas pengap dengan toga mini biru tua

Nggak membuat mereka berhenti bermain.

Lari, loncat, teriak, tertawa.

It sounds nice, but when 11 kids do it in a class,

It’s a bit out of control.

Bahkan para guru yang awal berusaha mengatur,

Akhirnya angkat tangan juga.

Perlu lebih dari sekedar kemampuan berkomunikasi

Perlu ketulusan, kemauan untuk ikut masuk ke dunia mereka,

Tanpa embel-embel bohong, menakut-nakuti atau mengancam.

Hauntingly Beautiful

I sampled the song.

The so called best tune of the year.

The one who created buzz everywhere.

But failed to reach me,

Because of my outdated tracklist.

Intro, Beginning...

Just OK,

Maybe it’s overrated?

And as the seconds passed,

I was unconsciously tangled

by a soft translucent web

And when the beat ends,

I’m already caught.

Holding my breath.

No need for second listening...

It is indeed hauntingly beautiful.

Panoramic Photos 360 Degree

http://www.360cities.net/
The place where you can view panoramic photos around the world.

Not just ordinary horizontal panoramic,
You also can scroll  see up and down!
As if being in the real place in the photo.
Sweet :)

It's a nice preview before you go to the place you wanna be.

I searched for Indonesia,
and found this beautiful Toraja Tongkonan Traditional House from Sulawesi

by Geri Dagys

Kate Kesu Sulawesi Indonesia in Indonesia.

Doggy gave birth

First of all, this is not my dog.
Got this set of photos from kaskus long time ago.
Credit and thanks to the owner of the dog for sharing the beautiful moment with us :)

Banana Carving

y_yamaden, a Japanese artist choose banana as carving medium.
Time to go to hero supermarket and grab some pisang cavendish...

y_yamaden on twitter

www.pica-pic.com

Masih ingat dengan permainan game watch?
Game jadul ini bisa kita mainkan gratis di www.pica-pic.com

Back then when PSP & Nintendo DS haven't existed,
Game Watch is such a hip portable game.
Play them for free at www.pica-pic.com

www.kickstarter.com

" the largest funding platform for creative projects in the world"

Brilliant ideas often sink due to funding issue.
Then came Kickstarter, the mother of all brilliant idea,
a portal that meets the creative people and the people who willing to fund the project.

Finally, a more dignified way to find a budget source
rather than begging to heartless banking institution :p

check out www.kickstarter.com

Jakarta's Playground

We were playing Heavy Rain,
a slow cinematic adventure game for PS3.
At the playground scene, one of our friend said,
"It's nice to see outdoor playground.
In Jakarta, Kids play at playground inside malls."

and it tickles me... How aren't Jakarta people brainwashed into mall addict?
From young age, they've been introduced to mall as a one stop place for everything.

Anybody can share a location of decent outdoor playground in Jakarta?

Screenshot from Heavy Rain

-Playground scene-

A playground with big cashier sign, 

now that scares me a bit.

'Your Song' by Elle Goulding

A beautiful rendition of 'Your Song' by British singer, Elle Goulding




t's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is now you're in the world

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a girl who makes potions in a traveling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is now you're in the world

Tax Classification For Gym

"According to Indonesian tax regulation, gym is classified in entertainment." 

Said the sales department of the gym, trying to ease my disappointment of the fee increase.

Entertainment? 

I know gym is considered more as a lifestyle nowadays rather than health purpose, 

but isn't there more suitable tax classification for gym?

I guess watching people huffing & panting their shiz on treadmill like hamster on wheels are entertaining for those tax officer...

Seven Silly Sins : Doggy Style

Envy

 Greed

 Gluttony

 Pride

 Sloth

 Wrath

Lust










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